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"Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave."

"I just want you to be happy. Okay?"

"Your wife becoming...be will I."

"I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse."

"Mommy you're a princess. Mommy you're a superstar."

"Jazz is stupid! I mean, just play the right notes."

"If the seat is open, the job is open."

"I thought this was an office, not the Thunderdome."

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."

"My birthday was two months ago. There was no party."

"Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!"

"And suddenly, I was awake."

"Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"

"I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day."

"You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."

"I consider myself a good person. But I am going to make him cry."

"You know it. I am never getting married. Like Clooney."

"Your art was the prettiest art of all the art."