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"Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave."

"I just want you to be happy. Okay?"

"Your wife becoming...be will I."

"I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse."

"Mommy you're a princess. Mommy you're a superstar."

"Jazz is stupid! I mean, just play the right notes."

"If the seat is open, the job is open."

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."

"I thought this was an office, not the Thunderdome."

"My birthday was two months ago. There was no party."

"Shut up about the sun. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!"

"I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day."

"Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"

"And suddenly, I was awake."

"You know it. I am never getting married. Like Clooney."

"I consider myself a good person. But I am going to make him cry."

"You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."

"Your art was the prettiest art of all the art."