“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
"Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair."
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted."
"I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day."